When he's EXETERIAN. Not anymore. Opsss!

He's Exeterian and I'm East-Anglian

Bloody Hands

For your information. ( Very Urgent )

If you see a guy (especially Indian) who rides a motorbike with a

bloody hand knocking on your window demanding you to stop and asking

for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car,

remember DO NOT stop the car at all. Even if he damages your car or

holds the side mirrors tightly, DO NOT stop the car but drive directly

to the nearest police station. This kind of criminal tactics have been

reported in about 40 cases in Seremban, K. Lumpur, Shah Alam, P.Jaya

and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country).

These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dare to

commit this crime even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop

the car to help you. The main purpose of this dirty tactic is to rob

you and/ or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone.

Please forward this message to the people you care about.

Dr Jeyashree Srinivasan

Island Hospital

Tel: +6012-4308125 +6012-4308125 +6012-4308125 +6012-4308125

Fat Fat :P

Look at this guy..... He's getting fat! Yakss! Hahahaha

Forwarded from MAMA :) Funny

Citer 1


Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..


Citer 2

Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta
derma. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membuka pintu.
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. adik ada apa-apa untuk
didermakan?
budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????


Citer 3

Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu
awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak
pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........


Citer 4

3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik. Namun pemandu motor
tersebut tidak berhenti. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!


Citer 5

Citer ni member aku yg beritau. Sampai nak pecah perut dibuatnya. It
happen at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru
jer balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler
tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home she got blocked
from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on but
unfortunately
at the same time tu, there was an accident happen a cross the road. Quite
major jugaklah accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the
accident scene.So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne,
she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.
So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu
tanya dia, "AWAK PEGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?"
Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER.
" So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KER???"
Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER
NGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA."
So polis tu kata, "YE KER? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP"
Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KETA SAPA TU??"
Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawak keta polis yg
malam tadi balik rumah, dia ingat keta dia sebab kaler sama warna
putih (wira) cuma keta dia takde sticker polis kat tepi pintu jer. Tak
pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.


Citer 6

Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada
jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu
ditumpangkan kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin
hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????


Citer 7


Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat .
" Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni "
" Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?"


Citer 8

Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan
polis : fasal apa tu
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala


Citer 9

Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia
bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya
membaca macam orang lain?" "Dah tentu, " jawab doktor. "Oh, gembiranya.
Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki
itu dengan riang.


Citer 10

Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik,
Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati
Amin. : Shan Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka
telah terpotong jari saya.
(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...


Citer 11

Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat .
Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tong
berwarna merah.
"Atok buat apa tu?".
"Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!" jawap atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bangang sangat kawan atok
duduk dalam tong merah tu?"


Citer 12

Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk
menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus.
Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik
berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.
Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung
manakala yg ketiga
disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...

Random - Please, I'm sorry kay :p

2009 - 2010

2010 - 2013

Word of wisdom

I can't think of anywhere else in the United Kingdom I would rather live. The laid back outdoor lifestyle suits me down to the ground. I just know East-Anglia is fantastic, much-much beautiful than Exeter. How do I know? Well I have been there (Exeter) for almost 1 year. Haha no offence, I'm joking. I just hope the new place that I have chosen to be a great place to study, and play. Amin

BACKPAIN AGAIN :((

Salam.....

Today is tiring, i had my backpain again after changing a punctured tyre. Mama said just wait for AAM to come but then i think it is going to take quite some time kan. So i took the initiative to changed it myself instead of waiting on the side way (ANAK MAMA YANG DEGIL). The funny thing is even after i finished changing the tyre, AAM staff are still on their way or maybe just get into their van (i assumed it to be that way)! They quoted they are amongst the best yet for a time being - NEHH! i dont think so!

"mama kata mama proud of you SON!" yes i think so mama :p:p

TAPI MA PINGGANG MIE SAKIT LAA SEKARANG.... HEHE

Sorry

Salam.

Its been a while tak update blog. Rasa happy pun ada if tak pegang laptop. If do, mesti akan ingat kat someone which i hope she ll revert back to me ASAP, tu hope je, tak tau pulak if she ll read this (intention : tak nak pointing to anyone) Hehe

Jakarta

Balik from Jakarta memang penat but it was fun! Lots of pictures taken while we were there + meet semua Indonesian cousins and auntie, uncle. Time's moving fast till tak perasan dah kena balik Malaysia (even after 3 days). The way they treated us, memang heaven, maybe cause ada atuk and nenek kot. Tah la. Haha! Apa pun I will update pictures soon iALLAH with his will as ada kat merata gambarnya, camera boleh pulak tertinggal so we depend much on mobile phones. Hmm. Anyway still mie nak wished

SELAMAT PENGANTIN BARU to my cousin.

RIDHO ANDREAZ PRIMA & DITA AYU SEPTIANI

Putrajaya

Haha this part memang tak ada comment sangat la cause memalukan when tak ada ribut taufan - mie and abang nik pergi join MEN's HEALTH BIG WALK 2010. Even am this fat kan I still managed to dealt with 12.3km marathon okay :p. Sangat proud dengan myself but keesokan harinya tu pun best. Whole body was like malfunction. Hehe! apa pun it was fun and alhamdulillah

Okay that's spiritual! Haha

Kenduri

The next day which is Sunday, Mama and Abah buat doa selamat sikit at nenek house. Tak tau la nak kata apa on this part. As long korang tau ada kenduri :P:P:P hehehe

Cuci The Musical 2

Went on the same day kenduri being held. Pulak tu NABIL especially makes me happy. Hebat gila & cool for his 1st attempt played theatre. Cool la nabil. and others pun apa kurangnya, semua kira old boys. With appearance of Afdlin, Awie and Hans lagi. But amongst all la kan still tak boleh bid Impak maksima punya theatre! Haish buat la lagi yang ni sure I will come (but make sure when mie kat Malaysia pls!)

Bahardin's Family Annual Gathering 2010

Sangat best yang ini. No one can ever bid this moment. This year turn my auntie which is acik, cool la with games but yang paling penting family gathered and have fun together :) ada la lompat guni bagai + my team which is team kuning MENANG! Hehe even team kami je yang tak ada substitute. Rotate je la 4 orang (makjang, ya and luqman) during outdoor games. Dapat GOLD medal! Haha buat team lain apa mie boleh kata is GOOD JOB guys! Youve done your best! :D Sampai malam pun still melalak dengan kak da,adik,ya,boy,iqa and aca - time macam ni memang susah nak dapatkan balik so we went melepak around PD till midnight. Bergelak and menyakat tu yang paling tak dapat dilupakan. Huhu and the next malam tu which is Sunday, we all went for steamboat at Nelayan, Titiwangsa. Gemuk hamba macam ni. Nasib baik RAMADHAN akan tiba. Harap ini peluang baru :p 2 3 4 5 attempt apa salahnya kan? As long as mie nak diet. Spirit spirit! Hahaha

10th August 2010

Haish penat kena buat medical check up at ampang puteri and need to meet the doctor pulak this Friday. Penat la macam ni! Lucky after this visas will be 3 years instead of 1 year during my foundation levels last year. Anyhow hopes thing will be good. AMIN

Tu je lah buat masa ni, nak pergi bank pulak then fetch mama. Macam biasa la, driver tak ber-GAJI. Hehe

AND..................

HAPPY FASTING TO ALL MUSLIM'S!

Hope this is not the last RAMADHAN and forgive me if i did wrong. Lets start this month with forgiveness and changes. Deeds shall be consumed not to be wasted :)

SPECIAL wishes to my ADIK Nisha and "SHATRAH" and Suriana HANI and Mas. Hmm it will be long pulak, need to go. Hehe and SO ON je la....... :D if rasa important to you just add one okay. Haha

SALAM

FACEBOOK..... & 1000 Thanks to ???????

PART 1

Where is my facebook?

Greetings....

Hehe! FB.... siapa tak kenal kan. But for a time being biarlah FB mie jadi just like that. Reason? Too many nak list out kan kat sini. Since mie jadi macam ni semuanya sakit (MEMORIES). Apa pun harap dikuatkan semangat ni dari menjadi lemah. Amin Amin YA ALLAH

PART 2

Appreciation to.........???

Mie nak wish a big thanks to SHATRAH, SURIANA HANI, MAS, LOLA, and NISHA ++ others yang lately or mie can say almost everyday being helpful and accompany mie since that TRAGEDY. Yup korang the best! I meant it this time without any doubt. Furthermore who else yang sudi nak jadi teman mie ni, korang je lah. HUHU! Memang betul apa kata mama mie, FAMILY 1, dan SAHABAT 2. Lain tu (GF/BF) kalau yakin kita say YES if tak letak je as a NO. *To YOU soon or later mie hope its a YES FOREVER! :D AMIN! Its okay this is a LESSON along the journey of life. Bitter tu normal but iALLAH who knows 1 lucky day with HIS will jadi SWEET :D. AMIN

Tomorrow am going to JAKARTA, attend wedding cousin and later iALLAH mie update with pictures etc... HEHE its good to have a blog, I could say things that I want to say without limitation

I am MALAYSIAN, How About You? :P

Am really really bored today, since tak ada apa nak buat so Mie geledah habis laptop and guess what, I found an old pict when me and some other Malaysian (ada 2 je, SARA and DIN) + Bruneian (Too many nak list out, hehe) went to STONEHENGE "says to be listed in 7 wonders of the world". Tak sure for that part. Hehe but Mie tahu 1 thing, ada Malaysia Flag okay! Huhu me bawak to UK and it makes me proud habis. That would be a big YES YES kenangan for me bila dah tua nanti. Uhuk Uhuk! Hahaha! *Thank you MAMA cause force Emie to bring along the flag and Exeterian's I miss you guys sangat :(